5 things I learned today (and don't want to forget)

  1. Conductors (the orchestral type, although perhaps the railroad type too...) seem to need to have crazy hair where »
  2. A cool but kludgy way to make your camera phone's camera more awesome where »
  3. I could buy Cameron's (from Ferris Bueller's Day Off) house! (if I had the money, of course) where »
  4. Unicorns can be real assholes sometimes where »
  5. When bad guys are illustrated they are both kinda cute and kinda badass where »